Seinfeld Song (A Song About Nothing)

Lyrics

Seinfeld Song (A Song About Nothing) (Local Bar Singer) G C Jimmy Shakes Left, Jimmy spins around G D Jimmy slips on water and Jimmy goes down. G C It’s the funniest thing that I ever saw, D G A show about nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C He gave you a pen, It writes upside down G D Go to the opera beware of physcho clowns G C Date a low talker, what could it hurt Am D Till you end up on TV in a puffy pirate shirt G C Let’s have a contest, the guys and Elaine G D Find out who’s master of his domain G C It’s the funniest thing that I ever saw, D G A show about nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C G D Steinbrenner, babu bott, Mickey & the virgin Bubby boy & Peterman, the Junior Mint & surgeon Mr. Pitt, Art Vandelay, Milosh the tennis pro G C Am D Keith Hernandez, Donna Chang, Bob Sacamato G C The funniest thing I ever saw, D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C You stand in line, covered in fear G D If you mess up it’s no soup for one year G C Poppy didn’t, wash his hands Am D The license plate says Kramer is the ass man G C Why won’t she, taste the pie G D Bette Midler’s understudy she always cries G C Protégé and Mentor Am D George’s gotta make a call to the jerk store G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C G D Little Jerry, Cock fight, an envelope for Susan Gotta mole let’s hack it off, the slicer’s what we’re using Pimple popper MD, dealership high five G C Am D Delores mulva man hands, Kramer takes a test drive G C G D Cubans burn the cabin down, Frankie yells Serenity Now Cigar Store Indian, Manzier or is it bro? Walking by the dumpster, It’s the Merve Griffin show G C Busboy lost his cat. G (STOP) Not that there’s anything wrong with that. G C G D Stan the caddy, stopping short, don’t forget the pool guy G C Am D Low flow showerhead, sponge-worthy, Marble rye G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C G D Puddy goes to hockey games, not until he paints his face Elaine tries to get a job, the lady asks if she has grace Kramer burns himself with coffee, Jackie says he has a case G C G Don’t you Double Dip that Chip (stop) HELLO NEWMAN. G C Well it changed the way we talk today, D G Changed our whole vernacular G C I’ve got just one more thing to say, Am D They’re real, and they’re spectacular. C G Sein-feld, the smelly car the soup nazi C G Sein-feld, everybody sing with me. C G Sein-feld, George has immaculate hands Am D Elaine can you teach us all to dance G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all. G C It’s the funniest thing I ever saw D G A show bout nothin’ bout nothin’ at all.